more Hills chatter

Here's the trailer for the season in case you missed it:

Season 6 trailer

I can't wait to see when Spencer loses it. If Heidi was my wife I'd go crazy too.

Oh and I loved how they confronted Kristin on her drug habits after talking shit about her in the next room. They gave her so much shit for wearing sunglasses it was hilarious. Those sunglasses were really cute. And did anyone notice the two girls who scampered out of Kristin's bed when they came in? Wtf? That was funny.

Did anyone see Kristin Cavallari on the after show?

I thought this dress was awesome, but her figure is too boyish for it to be flattering on her. She's toothpick thin with no hips. This dress would work better on Kim Kardashian, or even the new Heidi haha. I always think Kristin looks better dressed down than dressed up. God she's so thin I can't help but think this is what Justin Bieber's body would look like if he put on a tight dress and a bra.

This season is gonna be good.

Tighter...Frozen

"What? You act like I got a new face or something."

-the one and only Heidi Montag

The Hills Season 6 premiered tonight...supposedly the last season. I thought it deserved some commentary.

First of all, I didn't know Heidi also got butt implants..in addition to the nine other surgeries she got in a day.

From that angle it actually doesn't look bad,but the pool pics with her in the showgirl bikini are repulsive. The shelf ass does seem to be a hot commodity these days and that is why those of us with ample rears owe Jennifer Lopez our undying allegiance. I thank her every night before I go to sleep.

But Montag's got nothing on me for real













Didn't she say she had fat from somewhere else in her body injected into her ass? It really floors me that someone would want to do that, right!? Is there like an assfat donation clinic where I could go and get rid of some of mine? I guess one woman's trash is another woman's treasure.

Uesa Goods Vintage...cont.

She has a whole room upstairs too that's got some treasures to be found. She edits what she puts downstairs into the "shop" well.

That 60s cocktail dress would be a scream to wear!

Her hats were the greatest!

I finally decided on a 60s gold chained cocktail purse and a tangerine spring dress.

I'm wearing the purse here if you can see it in the mirror. You can't see the awesome details though. It's a little gem close up. The dress perhaps you will see in photos to come. It's a delicious little creamsicle you'll know it when you see it.

Uesa Goods Vintage is an interesting and diverse collection. Check it out!

Uesa Goods Vintage

Uesa Goods Vintage

This lady and her collection/shop are fantastic! She sells online and has a shop set up in her house, which she shows by appointment only. Her collection could certainly fill a shop though. I had tons of fun in there!

The necklace on the mirror was a beautiful piece. The long part in front drapes almost all the way down to the navel, I tried it on. It's the perfect mix of silver and gold. $145 price tag.

Her shoes were cool even though I would never dream of buying vintage shoes. The thought of putting my foot into somebody else's fungus compartment repulses me. I like looking at them though!